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Villa
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by Villa » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:46 pm
I coughed up an alien creature on Sunday night after several days of coughing up blood and suffering from a fever.
Wish I'd taken a photo of it.
It looked like a slug, was an inch long, very fat & fleshy, grey and had blood at one end where it had presumably been coughed away from my windpipe.
Took it to the Doctor yesterday morning, and he wasn't happy to see this thing and sent it away to some lab for analysis.
Strangely, I'm not coughing up blood anymore, and the fever has dissipated since that THING came out of my throat but I still feel ill.
That is all.
Feel free to show sympathy.
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Dog
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by Dog » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:17 pm
You havent been eating leeches have you ?
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by Calix » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:24 pm
Villa this is what your wife always warned you of, internetz are bad for you.
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by Padaxus » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:04 pm
have you seen Poltergeist II where he coughs up that creature that grows into the devil spawn?
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by Benn » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:15 pm
The one he drinks from the tequila bottle?
No.
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by Dog » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:38 pm
Did you not get RL pic of it ? perhaps we could help identify .
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Villa
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by Villa » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:30 pm
Nah unfortunately I forgot to take a picture.
Was too shocked and in a state of panic.
Just put it into a plastic bag, and put that into the fridge, which caused the kids to scream when they went to the fridge later to get a drink.
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by neilbob » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:23 pm
Villa wrote:
Just put it into a plastic bag, and put that into the fridge, which caused the kids to scream when they went to the fridge later to get a drink.
ROFL!
I mean... get well soon sick-boy.
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by Toki » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:44 pm
you took a pointless picture of a lynx can, but when you cough up an alien from hell you forget to take a picture gg loser
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by Lady Redname » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:10 pm
o threw up a thing oncd
i put it to drinkin and binndc it
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by Villa » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:30 pm
Lady Redname wrote: o threw up a thing oncd
i put it to drinkin and binndc it
You know, you are like the perfect person for an anti-drinking promotion, warning about the evils of alcoLOL
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Lady Redname
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by Lady Redname » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:55 am
actually that post was made while in the dark, i could advertise the need to change your lamp before making a post
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by parmo » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:16 am
Lady Redname wrote: actually that post was made while in the dark, i could advertise the need to change your lamp before making a post
but not while drunk
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by Fatalist » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:23 am
I want a ninja alien death slug from hell too =(
my friend said her mate coughed up something after being really ill too, never got around to telling me what happened afterwards tho.
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