I'm ill

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Villa
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I'm ill

Post by Villa »

I coughed up an alien creature on Sunday night after several days of coughing up blood and suffering from a fever.
Wish I'd taken a photo of it.
It looked like a slug, was an inch long, very fat & fleshy, grey and had blood at one end where it had presumably been coughed away from my windpipe.

Took it to the Doctor yesterday morning, and he wasn't happy to see this thing and sent it away to some lab for analysis.

Strangely, I'm not coughing up blood anymore, and the fever has dissipated since that THING came out of my throat but I still feel ill.

That is all.
Feel free to show sympathy.
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Post by Toki »

was it alive
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Post by Dog »

You havent been eating leeches have you ?
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Post by Calix »

Villa this is what your wife always warned you of, internetz are bad for you.
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Post by Padaxus »

have you seen Poltergeist II where he coughs up that creature that grows into the devil spawn?
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Post by Benn »

The one he drinks from the tequila bottle?


No.
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Post by Dog »

Did you not get RL pic of it ? perhaps we could help identify .
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Post by Villa »

Nah unfortunately I forgot to take a picture.
Was too shocked and in a state of panic.
Just put it into a plastic bag, and put that into the fridge, which caused the kids to scream when they went to the fridge later to get a drink.
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Post by neilbob »

Villa wrote: Just put it into a plastic bag, and put that into the fridge, which caused the kids to scream when they went to the fridge later to get a drink.
ROFL!

I mean... get well soon sick-boy.
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Post by Toki »

you took a pointless picture of a lynx can, but when you cough up an alien from hell you forget to take a picture gg loser
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Post by Lady Redname »

o threw up a thing oncd

i put it to drinkin and binndc it
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Post by Villa »

Lady Redname wrote:o threw up a thing oncd

i put it to drinkin and binndc it
You know, you are like the perfect person for an anti-drinking promotion, warning about the evils of alcoLOL :(
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Post by Lady Redname »

actually that post was made while in the dark, i could advertise the need to change your lamp before making a post
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Post by parmo »

Lady Redname wrote:actually that post was made while in the dark, i could advertise the need to change your lamp before making a post
but not while drunk ;)
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Post by Fatalist »

I want a ninja alien death slug from hell too =(

my friend said her mate coughed up something after being really ill too, never got around to telling me what happened afterwards tho.
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