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I'm going to write a book
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:16 pm
by Villa
I've decided that I have had such a diverse and amusing life to date that I shall write a book about it all.
Growing up as a Muslim in Britain, with all the challenges and problems that go hand in hand with a clash of cultures and identities.
I'm wondering if I should write it as a work of fiction thereby avoiding the official secrets act where relevant, and also avoid getting sued by people whom I shall be mocking - not to mention avoiding having a fatwa issued for my head^
Any suggestions for how to start it off, and if I should engage a professional firm ?
Also, should I include INTERWEB experiences and GAMEZ ?
Hmm.. maybe they'll make a film about it one day.
Thoughts, suggestions ?
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:32 pm
by zole
tbh i think you should deff include I-C.
we accepted you even though you were a dirty curry eating paki.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:16 pm
by Toki
I would buy it, please include radikal bandit stuff.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:48 pm
by Noxin
Yeah, I'd definatly download it off the internet.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:12 pm
by King Cyric
chapter 7, the day I quit I-C because cyric wouldnt party me.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:34 pm
by Zim Zum
Seconding a chapter about RADIKAL BANDITZ.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:11 pm
by Ingo
3rded, make it last chapter though, I have no interest in your life after the bandits.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:44 pm
by Villa
Sirs, RADIKAL BANDITZ were at an early (But critical) stage of my life.
The really interesting stuff happened later, and included Dragons, Unicorns and Female Elves.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:12 pm
by Future
I'd devote a whole chapter to Fatal coz he is sexy!
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:05 am
by Calix
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:10 am
by Villa
Jeez, that synopsis is scarily like the kind of stuff I was going to touch upon.
BUT does it have spacemen, elves and ninjas in it ?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:19 am
by Benn
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:24 am
by Nixon
Longs you include bum clartz. Its only natural
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:25 pm
by Angus
I just wasted a good ten minutes watching your sig, dammit Benn.
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:32 am
by KoKane
I think you owe it to UO to mention it.
Just make a series of books to rival Harry Potter.
So instead of being wizzard, have the main kid a dexxer, going to dexxer school.
dexxer newb