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I'm going to write a book

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I've decided that I have had such a diverse and amusing life to date that I shall write a book about it all.
Growing up as a Muslim in Britain, with all the challenges and problems that go hand in hand with a clash of cultures and identities.

I'm wondering if I should write it as a work of fiction thereby avoiding the official secrets act where relevant, and also avoid getting sued by people whom I shall be mocking - not to mention avoiding having a fatwa issued for my head^

Any suggestions for how to start it off, and if I should engage a professional firm ?
Also, should I include INTERWEB experiences and GAMEZ ?

Hmm.. maybe they'll make a film about it one day.

Thoughts, suggestions ?
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Post by zole »

tbh i think you should deff include I-C.

we accepted you even though you were a dirty curry eating paki.
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Post by Toki »

I would buy it, please include radikal bandit stuff.
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Post by Noxin »

Yeah, I'd definatly download it off the internet.
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Post by King Cyric »

chapter 7, the day I quit I-C because cyric wouldnt party me.
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Post by Zim Zum »

Seconding a chapter about RADIKAL BANDITZ.
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NEVER enter Felucca.
Denied victims the evil turns upon itself. It whines, cries, and wails for more victims.
Deny evil its prey.
NEVER enter Felucca.
In time, Felucca will die AND evil will die with it
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Post by Ingo »

3rded, make it last chapter though, I have no interest in your life after the bandits.
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Post by Villa »

Sirs, RADIKAL BANDITZ were at an early (But critical) stage of my life.
The really interesting stuff happened later, and included Dragons, Unicorns and Female Elves.
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Post by Future »

I'd devote a whole chapter to Fatal coz he is sexy!
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Post by Calix »

Too late man

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Greetings-Bury- ... 297&sr=8-1
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Post by Villa »

Jeez, that synopsis is scarily like the kind of stuff I was going to touch upon.
BUT does it have spacemen, elves and ninjas in it ?
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Post by Nixon »

Longs you include bum clartz. Its only natural
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Post by Angus »

I just wasted a good ten minutes watching your sig, dammit Benn.
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Post by KoKane »

I think you owe it to UO to mention it.

Just make a series of books to rival Harry Potter.
So instead of being wizzard, have the main kid a dexxer, going to dexxer school.

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