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I coughed up an alien creature on Sunday night after several days of coughing up blood and suffering from a fever.
Wish I'd taken a photo of it.
It looked like a slug, was an inch long, very fat & fleshy, grey and had blood at one end where it had presumably been coughed away from my windpipe.

Took it to the Doctor yesterday morning, and he wasn't happy to see this thing and sent it away to some lab for analysis.

Strangely, I'm not coughing up blood anymore, and the fever has dissipated since that THING came out of my throat but I still feel ill.

That is all.
Feel free to show sympathy.

was it alive

You havent been eating leeches have you ?

Villa this is what your wife always warned you of, internetz are bad for you.

have you seen Poltergeist II where he coughs up that creature that grows into the devil spawn?

The one he drinks from the tequila bottle?


No.

Did you not get RL pic of it ? perhaps we could help identify .

Nah unfortunately I forgot to take a picture.
Was too shocked and in a state of panic.
Just put it into a plastic bag, and put that into the fridge, which caused the kids to scream when they went to the fridge later to get a drink.

Villa wrote: Just put it into a plastic bag, and put that into the fridge, which caused the kids to scream when they went to the fridge later to get a drink.

ROFL!

I mean... get well soon sick-boy.

you took a pointless picture of a lynx can, but when you cough up an alien from hell you forget to take a picture gg loser

o threw up a thing oncd

i put it to drinkin and binndc it

Lady Redname wrote:o threw up a thing oncd

i put it to drinkin and binndc it

You know, you are like the perfect person for an anti-drinking promotion, warning about the evils of alcoLOL

actually that post was made while in the dark, i could advertise the need to change your lamp before making a post

Lady Redname wrote:actually that post was made while in the dark, i could advertise the need to change your lamp before making a post

but not while drunk

I want a ninja alien death slug from hell too =(

my friend said her mate coughed up something after being really ill too, never got around to telling me what happened afterwards tho.