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Lynx Lied To Me :(

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:25 pm
by Villa
OK, so wtf is all this about the Lynx Effect ?
According to the adverts, if you use Lynx Deoderants, you should have women falling at your feet or something.
Such lies tbh...

As for the biggest lie, look at this Thumbnail (That LOL contains my IRL thumbnail LOL)
Image

According to that formula on the back of the can, Lynx Shower Gel + Lynx Deoderant = A Woman in a Yellow Bikini

Now, does that mean that -
a. You will turn into a bikini wearing woman
or
b. A bikini clad woman will come to you ?

Either way it's a lie :(

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:28 pm
by Buster
Are you really just a white outline of a man though?

If you are you`ve been had, if not the can isn`t lying to you, as it only promise`s that effect to such afflicted men.

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:53 pm
by Padaxus
You have to wait 7 days for the results!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:21 pm
by KidThunder
nice thumb

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:48 am
by Zim Zum
you have to be white!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:40 am
by Angus
ROFL.

Wondered when the next Villa HATE thread was coming.
Definitly the highlight of my accountancy class :)

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:55 am
by Dog
It only works if you belive in it.. like comunism

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:36 am
by Joe
villa if you spray the whole can on women will collapse at your feet maybe not in a bikini tho unless your at the beech

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:58 am
by Benn
Joe wrote:villa if you spray the whole can on women will collapse at your feet maybe not in a bikini tho unless your at the beech
I reguarly spray woman in forests, doesn't work though.

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:28 pm
by Joe
time to sue the company me thinks

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:36 pm
by Dog
CS gas youll have em dropping at your feet

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:29 pm
by amber
Benn wrote:
Joe wrote:villa if you spray the whole can on women will collapse at your feet maybe not in a bikini tho unless your at the beech
I reguarly spray woman in forests, doesn't work though.
thats with your love hose, a can of lynx is different