Lynx Lied To Me :(

[Villa]

OK, so wtf is all this about the Lynx Effect ?
According to the adverts, if you use Lynx Deoderants, you should have women falling at your feet or something.
Such lies tbh...

As for the biggest lie, look at this Thumbnail (That LOL contains my IRL thumbnail LOL)


According to that formula on the back of the can, Lynx Shower Gel + Lynx Deoderant = A Woman in a Yellow Bikini

Now, does that mean that -
a. You will turn into a bikini wearing woman
or
b. A bikini clad woman will come to you ?

Either way it's a lie

[Buster]

Are you really just a white outline of a man though?

If you are you`ve been had, if not the can isn`t lying to you, as it only promise`s that effect to such afflicted men.

[Padaxus]

You have to wait 7 days for the results!

[KidThunder]

nice thumb

[Zim Zum]

you have to be white!

[Angus]

ROFL.

Wondered when the next Villa HATE thread was coming.
Definitly the highlight of my accountancy class

[Dog]

It only works if you belive in it.. like comunism

[Joe]

villa if you spray the whole can on women will collapse at your feet maybe not in a bikini tho unless your at the beech

[Benn]

villa if you spray the whole can on women will collapse at your feet maybe not in a bikini tho unless your at the beech

I reguarly spray woman in forests, doesn't work though.

[Joe]

time to sue the company me thinks

[Dog]

CS gas youll have em dropping at your feet

[amber]

villa if you spray the whole can on women will collapse at your feet maybe not in a bikini tho unless your at the beech

I reguarly spray woman in forests, doesn't work though.

thats with your love hose, a can of lynx is different