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wtfbbq!

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:48 pm
by amber
http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/roflhelicopter.swf

dont know if this has been posted before, nor do I care, just reminds me of zole duelling

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:58 pm
by zole
because it's leet?

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:09 pm
by amber
nope

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:50 pm
by Siljo
who knows the theme song ??? must be some shit like soundtrack of Rocky or Bloodsport :(

or something like that.... anyone knows ?

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:41 pm
by King Cyric
Top Gun!

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:14 pm
by Phule
Siljo wrote:who knows the theme song ??? must be some shit like soundtrack of Rocky or Bloodsport :(

or something like that.... anyone knows ?
WTF?!? It's from Top Gun. It's called "Danger Zone" and it's by Kenny Loggins. You're fired....

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:57 pm
by Siljo
Phule wrote:WTF?!? It's from Top Gun. It's called "Danger Zone" and it's by Kenny Loggins. You're fired....
:shock: WTF im a movie noob :(

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:01 pm
by amber
we all know it so well because zole starred in it, as Ice "your dangerous" man

great film, zole really makes the movie for me, he's my RL wingman

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:03 pm
by Dog
ICEMAN: THE LATER YEARS

Stewardess (Ana Gasteyer), Co-Pilot #1 (Chris Parnell), Co-Pilot #2 (Will Ferrell) & Iceman (Val Kilmer)

[open in cockpit of 747 airplane]

Stewardess: Anything I can get you guys before take-off?

Co-Pilot #1: No, I think we're good. Just waiting for Captain.. [checks log] ..Kazansky.

Co-Pilot #2: Wait.. not Tom Kazansky?

Co-Pilot #1: Yes. That's what it says.

Co-Pilot #2: The ex-Navy fighter pilot who always brags about going to the Top Gun school, like, 15 years ago.

Co-Pilot #1: Yes. Is there a problem?

Iceman: [enters cockpit, wearing cap with "Iceman" stitched in] Yeah. There is a problem. You.. because you're dangerous. [pulls off his shades to reveal another pair beneath] You're dangerous and foolish - and that makes you dangerous! Now, let's cut the.. crap. [removes second pair of shades] We've got a plane to fly. Let's try to be on time, okay?

Co-Pilot #1: [stunned] Okay..

[show footage of scenes around the airport]

[Music Over: "Danger Zone", Kenny Loggins]

[SUPER: "Iceman: The Later Years"]

[cut back to cockpit]

Iceman: Listen to me - you're out of line! Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash, and that makes you dangerous!

Stewardess: So, is that decaf, or regular coffee?

Iceman: Regular! And it's "Iceman"!

Stewardess: I, uh.. I can see you wrote that on your hat there, Tom. [walks away]

Iceman: [takes off his cap] Hell of a bird! I got this baby up to a Mach 3 yesterday!

Co-Pilot #1: You were doing Mach 3 on a 727?

Iceman: I was shaving with a Mach 3! When you shave with a Mach 3, there's no time to think! If you think, you're dead!

Co-Pilot #2: What are you talking about?

Iceman: You guys are dangerous. [looks out window] Bogey! Repeat: Bogey! Come in, Butter 6, he's got tone!

Co-Pilot #2: That's the 9:35 out of Tampa. It's taxiing!

Iceman: you guys are dangerous!

Co-Pilot #2: Tom, I'm gonna ask you to stop saying that.

[Iceman gives a disturbed look]

[show footage of scenes around the airport]

[Music Over: "Danger Zone", Kenny Loggins]

[cut back to cockpit]

Iceman: [wearing helmet inscribed "Iceman", yelling into the loudspeaker] We're forging, Negative Eye! It's too close for missiles! We're gonna shoot some guns!

Co-Pilot #1: [translating into loudspeaker] What Captain Kazansky means to say is that our in-flight movie today is "Duets", starring Huey Lewis.

[show footage of scenes around the airport]

[Music Over: "Danger Zone", Kenny Loggins]

[cut back to cockpit]

Co-Pilot #1: [into loudspeaker] On behalf of AVA Airlines, welcome to Flagstaff, and have a pleasant day.

Co-Pilot #2: Nice landing, Tom. See you guys tomorrow. [starts to leave]

Iceman: What a rush! Hey, why don't we go to a hotel room, and shower, and dry off, and play some volleyball?

Co-Pilot #2: I don't think that's gonna happen, Tom. [exits cockpit]

Co-Pilot #1: Hey, I think I'm just gonna grab some sleep. You, uh.. do your thing.

Iceman: [shakes hands] You can be my wing-man any time!

Co-Pilot #1: Yeah.. great. Whatever. [exits cockpit]

Iceman: Don't go. [to himself] These guys are dangerous..

Image

Bit o danger ?

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:13 pm
by King Cyric
rofl!

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:44 am
by blue
lol co-pilots are dangerous?

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:52 am
by zole
can't someone host that clip?

I recently went to see jack dee live at the apollo, and there were some other comedians there to.
yank comedian rich hall made a rather amusing observation about tom cruise movies.

The fact that they all have the same plot.

Cocktail : Tom is a cocktail maker. A pretty good one at that. until he has a crisis of confidence. However, he meets a beautiful woman who helps him to be the best cocktail maker he can be!

Days of thunder: Tom is a stockcar driver. A pretty good one at that. until he has a crisis of confiedence. However, he meets a beautiful woman who helps him to be the best stockcar driver he can be.

Top Gun : Tom is a pilot. A pretty good one at that. Until he has a crisis of confidence. However, he meets a beautiful woman who helps him to be the best pilot he can be!

Jerry Maguire : Tom is a sports agent. A pretty good one at that. Until he has a crisis of confidence. however, he meets a beautiful woman who helps him to be the best sports agent he can be.



tom cruise can suck my big toe.

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:15 am
by amber
if tom declines I'm so there

I'll host that vid in a sec

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:44 am
by Benn
lol I just burst out laughing in a client's office and got lots of funny looks :o

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:54 am
by Dog
"Your Dangerous.!" :shock: