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Post by amber »

http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/roflhelicopter.swf

dont know if this has been posted before, nor do I care, just reminds me of zole duelling
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because it's leet?
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nope
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Post by Siljo »

who knows the theme song ??? must be some shit like soundtrack of Rocky or Bloodsport :(

or something like that.... anyone knows ?
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Post by King Cyric »

Top Gun!
Jack (Bauer) and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
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Post by Phule »

Siljo wrote:who knows the theme song ??? must be some shit like soundtrack of Rocky or Bloodsport :(

or something like that.... anyone knows ?
WTF?!? It's from Top Gun. It's called "Danger Zone" and it's by Kenny Loggins. You're fired....
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Post by Siljo »

Phule wrote:WTF?!? It's from Top Gun. It's called "Danger Zone" and it's by Kenny Loggins. You're fired....
:shock: WTF im a movie noob :(
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Post by amber »

we all know it so well because zole starred in it, as Ice "your dangerous" man

great film, zole really makes the movie for me, he's my RL wingman
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Post by Dog »

ICEMAN: THE LATER YEARS

Stewardess (Ana Gasteyer), Co-Pilot #1 (Chris Parnell), Co-Pilot #2 (Will Ferrell) & Iceman (Val Kilmer)

[open in cockpit of 747 airplane]

Stewardess: Anything I can get you guys before take-off?

Co-Pilot #1: No, I think we're good. Just waiting for Captain.. [checks log] ..Kazansky.

Co-Pilot #2: Wait.. not Tom Kazansky?

Co-Pilot #1: Yes. That's what it says.

Co-Pilot #2: The ex-Navy fighter pilot who always brags about going to the Top Gun school, like, 15 years ago.

Co-Pilot #1: Yes. Is there a problem?

Iceman: [enters cockpit, wearing cap with "Iceman" stitched in] Yeah. There is a problem. You.. because you're dangerous. [pulls off his shades to reveal another pair beneath] You're dangerous and foolish - and that makes you dangerous! Now, let's cut the.. crap. [removes second pair of shades] We've got a plane to fly. Let's try to be on time, okay?

Co-Pilot #1: [stunned] Okay..

[show footage of scenes around the airport]

[Music Over: "Danger Zone", Kenny Loggins]

[SUPER: "Iceman: The Later Years"]

[cut back to cockpit]

Iceman: Listen to me - you're out of line! Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash, and that makes you dangerous!

Stewardess: So, is that decaf, or regular coffee?

Iceman: Regular! And it's "Iceman"!

Stewardess: I, uh.. I can see you wrote that on your hat there, Tom. [walks away]

Iceman: [takes off his cap] Hell of a bird! I got this baby up to a Mach 3 yesterday!

Co-Pilot #1: You were doing Mach 3 on a 727?

Iceman: I was shaving with a Mach 3! When you shave with a Mach 3, there's no time to think! If you think, you're dead!

Co-Pilot #2: What are you talking about?

Iceman: You guys are dangerous. [looks out window] Bogey! Repeat: Bogey! Come in, Butter 6, he's got tone!

Co-Pilot #2: That's the 9:35 out of Tampa. It's taxiing!

Iceman: you guys are dangerous!

Co-Pilot #2: Tom, I'm gonna ask you to stop saying that.

[Iceman gives a disturbed look]

[show footage of scenes around the airport]

[Music Over: "Danger Zone", Kenny Loggins]

[cut back to cockpit]

Iceman: [wearing helmet inscribed "Iceman", yelling into the loudspeaker] We're forging, Negative Eye! It's too close for missiles! We're gonna shoot some guns!

Co-Pilot #1: [translating into loudspeaker] What Captain Kazansky means to say is that our in-flight movie today is "Duets", starring Huey Lewis.

[show footage of scenes around the airport]

[Music Over: "Danger Zone", Kenny Loggins]

[cut back to cockpit]

Co-Pilot #1: [into loudspeaker] On behalf of AVA Airlines, welcome to Flagstaff, and have a pleasant day.

Co-Pilot #2: Nice landing, Tom. See you guys tomorrow. [starts to leave]

Iceman: What a rush! Hey, why don't we go to a hotel room, and shower, and dry off, and play some volleyball?

Co-Pilot #2: I don't think that's gonna happen, Tom. [exits cockpit]

Co-Pilot #1: Hey, I think I'm just gonna grab some sleep. You, uh.. do your thing.

Iceman: [shakes hands] You can be my wing-man any time!

Co-Pilot #1: Yeah.. great. Whatever. [exits cockpit]

Iceman: Don't go. [to himself] These guys are dangerous..

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Bit o danger ?
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Post by King Cyric »

rofl!
Jack (Bauer) and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
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Post by blue »

lol co-pilots are dangerous?
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Post by zole »

can't someone host that clip?

I recently went to see jack dee live at the apollo, and there were some other comedians there to.
yank comedian rich hall made a rather amusing observation about tom cruise movies.

The fact that they all have the same plot.

Cocktail : Tom is a cocktail maker. A pretty good one at that. until he has a crisis of confidence. However, he meets a beautiful woman who helps him to be the best cocktail maker he can be!

Days of thunder: Tom is a stockcar driver. A pretty good one at that. until he has a crisis of confiedence. However, he meets a beautiful woman who helps him to be the best stockcar driver he can be.

Top Gun : Tom is a pilot. A pretty good one at that. Until he has a crisis of confidence. However, he meets a beautiful woman who helps him to be the best pilot he can be!

Jerry Maguire : Tom is a sports agent. A pretty good one at that. Until he has a crisis of confidence. however, he meets a beautiful woman who helps him to be the best sports agent he can be.



tom cruise can suck my big toe.
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Post by amber »

if tom declines I'm so there

I'll host that vid in a sec
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Post by Benn »

lol I just burst out laughing in a client's office and got lots of funny looks :o
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Post by Dog »

"Your Dangerous.!" :shock:
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