GREEKSTALLION vs Belomar

Villa · Post by **Villa** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:46 pm

If ever there was to be a comedy UO fight, it would have to be between these two.

Who would win ?
How long would the fight last ?
Or, more importantly, what the fuck are either of these two even doing on this facet ?

Let's see, the fight would be something like Belomar casting curse and running off; Geekstallion casting strangle and running off.
Belomar coming in with explo and possibly an explo scroll then running off; Geekboy casting pain spike and running away.
Belomar whpping out a lightning wand and using it a few times; Geeknub trying to hit you with deadly/lethal poison a few times.
Repeat until someone gets bored and dies.

I normally try and keep out of posts/threads that involve how skilless someone is, or what their killing technique involves, but when it comes to these two comediens, I fail to see how they can even bare to to live with the shame that surrounds their comedy talentless so called PvP.
Geeklooser in particular cracks me up - the guy is completely and utterly without even 0.00001% bit of skill. As for Belomar, wtf is the point of trying to fight if all he is going to do is run off in between each part of his 'killing routine' ?

Just rofl at these two.
ROFL even more at the thought of the pair of them in a 'duel'.
It would be like a battle between Jeff Goldblum and Hugh Grant for the title of 'Worst stammering actor'

Angus · Post by **Angus** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:03 am

Narzilla is probly our jokiest pvper.

She tried to LP me and then fireball me to death.
When i kept curing this and red lining her she decided that being the l33t COP PvPer she is she would call in the backup.

For all her trash talk on forums she really cant back it up solo.

Fumin · Post by **Fumin** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:11 am

U aint seen nothing until u see Dante PvP as soon as he sees an exp go off on him he is running, his best combo is mb mb mb mb :/

Laz · Post by **Laz** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:27 am

Leet combo tbh

it killed ppl a few years ago

Superfast Oz · Post by **Superfast Oz** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:34 am

Fumin i've never seen you do antyhing and survie but i dunno if you;re good.

greekstallion.. he cast blood oath sttrnle lp and run.....! dunno other guy

Fumin · Post by **Fumin** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:58 am

duel me 2moro and see for ur self?

StoDy · Post by **StoDy** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:44 am

Dear god Greekstallion...

When Necro came out he suddenly appeared at the Moongate and I can't believe he is still doing exactly the same thing 18 months later. It really depresses me to see people who have the potential to actually be half decent PvPers if they just tried, but as Belomor (or whatever) was being a newbie runner back in 2002 I guess he will still be a runner way into 2005.

Post by **Benn** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:43 am

Our man Dante (yes, that is a wand in his hand, and yes, I was alone):

amber · Post by **amber** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:10 am

they both suck

and I've owned them both 1v1

I win UO

Angus · Post by **Angus** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:01 am

You do win UO!

Merry Christmas!

Shantala - SIN.

amber · Post by **amber** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:06 am

sweet I can quit now

last one out please turn off the lights

Lady Redname · Post by **Lady Redname** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:10 am

i dont like this sort of thread

but i guess i agree

King Cyric · Post by **King Cyric** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:39 am

I'd use wand if some nub was using bleed on me

And Villa, you play a dexer, by default all mages are more skillful then you, even necro's.

amber · Post by **amber** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:45 am

I only wand against ganks, bleed doesnt bother me, infact I'm so used to it I'ver perfected the timing needed to avoid fizzles

however bleed + strangle + dp is another matter, thats evil and stupidly overpowered :S

Fumin · Post by **Fumin** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:10 pm

Malek does that

But its a gd thing he has 0 healing and 0 resist

Same as Obsrcutiy or summink like that from jo