EK doing Oaks + some random blues

amber · Post by **amber** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:06 pm

blue wrote:duri.....what can i say u say narz can't do anything but spam fireball and run....what was that u did in terra keep other day 1v1? oh yeah ran off then came back precasted and started spamming harm. don't preach to narz sunny. he bin pvping on this shard longer than u had hot dinners son.

That will be the time I owned you twice 1v1 , rez killed you and then killed 2 other EK in the star room soloing?, only reason I spammed harm was because I'd just killed your guild mate Sharon and had minimal mana. nm though I had enough to drop you, just after you had spammed "lol nub" at me too \o/

Slamer turned up and helped me carry on killing you all so I'm content in the knowledge that I conclusively spanked your respective bottoms.

without calas and serenity you really dont have anyone I would consider threatening, granted you have a few dp players who deal a nasty hit (****minner minner minner minner minner "BATMAN" and narzilla) but the second you disarm them they run instantly.

Yes you guys have killed me many many times but give me even numbers I would claim a 90+% success rate.

oh, I really doubt narzilla has been pvping on df for 28 years but you carry on with your grand delusions son - oh yeah I'm in no way asscoiated with I-C I just fancy the pants off toki

<3

Post by **Benn** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:10 pm

blue wrote:duri.....what can i say u say narz can't do anything but spam fireball and run....what was that u did in terra keep other day 1v1? oh yeah ran off then came back precasted and started spamming harm. don't preach to narz sunny. he bin pvping on this shard longer than u had hot dinners son.

I doubt it, amber is so old he's nearly dead.

blue · Post by **blue** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:13 pm

rofl i am biff u stupid twillock...and im not nox mage. and yes u did rezkill...lame! i died fair enuff...dont gimem all the tosh about havin no mana cos u and me were 1v1 for absoluteley ages so u handt just killed anybody. and i think u'll find i stayed on your screen all the time so don't call me a runner. all u did was disarm/bleed/harm/harm/harm/harm and so on. not that i care cos its a fizzling tactic just don't maon about narz using his template to his advantage and moan he spams spells when u r an offender yourself. and yes i do pack a fair punch. wanna take another guess why?

amber · Post by **amber** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:13 pm

Benn wrote:
blue wrote:duri.....what can i say u say narz can't do anything but spam fireball and run....what was that u did in terra keep other day 1v1? oh yeah ran off then came back precasted and started spamming harm. don't preach to narz sunny. he bin pvping on this shard longer than u had hot dinners son.
I doubt it, amber is so old he's nearly dead.

I'd spank you sonny, if I could keep up with you

amber · Post by **amber** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:19 pm

blue wrote:rofl i am biff u stupid twillock...and im not nox mage. and yes u did rezkill...lame! i died fair enuff...dont gimem all the tosh about havin no mana cos u and me were 1v1 for absoluteley ages so u handt just killed anybody. and i think u'll find i stayed on your screen all the time so don't call me a runner. all u did was disarm/bleed/harm/harm/harm/harm and so on. not that i care cos its a fizzling tactic just don't maon about narz using his template to his advantage and moan he spams spells when u r an offender yourself. and yes i do pack a fair punch. wanna take another guess why?

I'm well aware you are biff, biff, I'll translate

"I died 1v1 to amber"

regardless of how I killed you, you died, multiple times. and to accuse me of prepping is hysterical, I just killed Sharon and had no mana so I used harm, which if you had a full spell book you would know is a low cost spell. Oh and I never said you were a nox mage but thanks for jumping to conclusions

I'm the worst prepper in the world, zole, joe and anyone else will bear judgement to that. If you fancy another crack at the title please let me know I'll happily duel you anytime anyplace*

*as long as I'm online and playing UO, otherwise I'll be knocking one out to Rhinocerus's and wizards hat.

*stomps feet, and watches the dust stirring around his tough skinned feet

Kristoff · Post by **Kristoff** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:21 pm

please Keep these Kind of Flaming Shit threats off this forum..
We like to keep things in good spirit and fun on here there are plenty other forums to bitch and moan on

amber · Post by **amber** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:22 pm

Kristoff wrote:please Keep these Kind of Flaming Shit threats off this forum..
We like to keep things in good spirit and fun on here there are plenty other forums to bitch and moan on

Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat

Alderis · Post by **Alderis** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:25 pm

Villa wrote:DULTIMATE WARRIOR is a strong advocate of the old traditional means of warfare; i.e. groups of sweating muscular men wielding enormous tools of battle embroiled in a bitter toe-to-toe conflict.

lol I think you just summed up why not to play a warrior. I dont fancy going toe-to-toe with men wielding enormous tools tbh. But each to his own~

blue · Post by **blue** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:29 pm

granted you have a few dp players who deal a nasty hit (biff and narzilla) but the second you disarm them they run instantly.

calling me dp player who deals a nasty hit like narz is calling me a nox mage thx. and sure i'll duel u anytime anyplace....then u never know if im really annoyed i could rezkill you so i can look 'well ard' like they say ere in yorkshire.

amber · Post by **amber** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:32 pm

I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

oh and I meant minner, sorry I'm just smitten by you - as such I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman

Villa · Post by **Villa** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:48 pm

By DP I think Amber was referring to something along the lines of "The more holes the better"...

Weevil · Post by **Weevil** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:44 pm

Why do all these posts degenerate into a template flame war?
Surely every person playing UO has developed a template that bests suits their real life abilities (their dexterity and their tactical abilities).

Surely the point of any PvP template is to kill?
How you kill is a secondary question I would have thought. Though I will say that some kills aren't really worth all the posturing the killer then does, while some are clearly feats of great skill.

Unless OSI/EA design the game so that only one template can ever succeed at PvP then these sorts of discussions are ultimately pointless. Does it really matter who runs? Who only uses one spell? Who relies on bleed? etc. etc. They are legitimate tactcics that don't rely on cheats and as such need to be countered in your own tacics and templates.

As a non PvP'er I was enjoying this forum and it was stirring my interest to dust off some under used characters but tbh this "you can't fight fair" sounds so pathetic it's turning me right off.

Let's stop the flaming.
It detracts from some great posts.

Sorry if I upset anyone. From any side. That isn't my intention.

Noxin · Post by **Noxin** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:56 pm

Truth.

Post by **Calix** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:00 pm

Yep, the crying about tactics has gone too far now, i'm still wondering why exactly we started it here:/

Angus · Post by **Angus** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:40 pm

Because Biff is gay, and has no friends, and is gay.
And had to buy an account off me to PvP..and then..was gay.

Did I mention Biff cant pvp, and is Gay?