Anyway, we ignored him, but he found us in IRC and seemed like he still didn't like us very much:
My fav. part is his claims to be a member of cA, well known griefer/thief guild. Told me in game earlier that I'd have the whole guild on me by tonight. I'm rather certain that if he was a member we wouldn't be hearing about this in IRC, we'd be getting griefed in game. The other members I've come across seem a big step up from this retard, anyway.
(Have tried to cut out half the bullshit talk, it's just line after line of spam/threats/crying)
He starts PM'ing Fatal:
(23:00:49) (Lelouche) Tel Monokoke if he keeps coming to my house stop being redicolus and recalling away from my scout and fight me like a man oy pvp toon
(23:00:57) (Lelouche) you really dont want to press my butions
(23:01:27) ([I-C]Ashikata) I love you xx
(23:06:54) (Lelouche) now i got them
(23:06:58) (Lelouche) monokoko
(23:07:00) (Lelouche) coming to my house
(23:07:04) (Lelouche) and i suggest she stops
(23:07:06) (Lelouche) before its a problem
(23:13:14) (Lelouche) i tried to make peace this morning
(23:13:26) (Lelouche) in exchange for my trap box my 2 books and 4 runes and pink fancy dress
(23:13:31) (Lelouche) and i got time wasted
(23:13:37) (Lelouche) and had to continue about my buisnes
(23:22:24) (Lelouche) this irc log =
(23:22:30) (Lelouche) offical complaint
(23:22:39) (Lelouche) and is to ment as a warning
(23:27:12) (Lelouche) i am not trying a third time
(23:27:26) (Lelouche) its 2 strikes with me
(23:27:27) (Lelouche) not 3
Then me:
[23:31] <Lelouche> or else its going to be a problem
[23:32] <Lelouche> i have tried for peace twice
[23:32] <Lelouche> was demanded to go on your forums
[23:32] <Lelouche> and post
[23:32] <Lelouche> which i refuse
[23:32] <Lelouche> i tried to handal maters in game this morning
[23:32] <Clx-------> I am sure your request can be granted kind sir! However I sense a tone of threat in your voice!
[23:35] <Clx-------> So. If you can apologise to MONOKOKO for any offense you may have caused. I will give you my word that he will not bother you
[23:35] <Lelouche> offense ?
[23:35] <Lelouche> they pked me
[23:35] <Lelouche> on my scout
[23:35] <Lelouche> and took a murder count
[23:35] <Lelouche> lied to me
[23:35] <Lelouche> and looted my runes
[23:35] <Lelouche> which i dont care
[23:37] <Lelouche> i am taking it as a threat
[23:37] <Lelouche> and disturbance
[23:37] <Lelouche> to my private area
[23:38] <Lelouche> why are you leaving
[23:38] <Lelouche> tamed shit
[23:38] <Lelouche> out side my house
[23:39] <Lelouche> i am taking this as greif attempt
[23:41] <Lelouche> i have played the shard for over 2.5years
[23:43] <Lelouche> i want the rune back
[23:43] <Lelouche> and a book
[23:43] <Lelouche> signed saying i will be left alone
[23:43] <Lelouche> after
[23:43] <Lelouche> i applogies
[23:54] <Lelouche> i want that specfic rune
[23:54] <Clx-------> Well, is it in her posession?
[23:54] <Lelouche> and no more to be marked
[23:54] <Clx-------> then surely it is her rune
[23:55] <Lelouche> i offered to rufund the rune
[23:55] <Lelouche> so the trade is fair
[23:55] <Clx-------> The laws of Britannia do not prohibit the marking of runes, my friend!
[23:57] <Lelouche> on my turf
[23:57] <Lelouche> where i own all the housing
[23:57] <Clx-------> I quite enjoy visiting that beautiful area, personally
[23:58] <Clx-------> You wish us to avoid the very soil of Britannia? Our green and pleasant land?
[23:58] <Lelouche> or else your breaking the terms of peace
[23:58] <Lelouche> no
[23:58] <Lelouche> i wish you to avoid the screen
[23:59] <Lelouche> where my house is
[23:59] <Lelouche> specficaly where she is marked
[23:59] <Lelouche> theirsn othing to see
[23:59] <Clx-------> Is your house not situation upon this very soil?
[23:59] <Lelouche> but my housing
[23:59] <Lelouche> my foundation is built on said soil
[23:59] <Clx-------> Let me ask you a couple of things
[23:59] <Clx-------> regarding your house
[23:59] <Lelouche> i see he ractions as trespassing
[23:59] <Clx-------> and I will consider your wishes
[23:59] <Lelouche> sure
[23:59] <Clx-------> Are there any roads or trees in the vicinity?
[00:00] <Clx-------> And what monsters and animals frequent the area?
[00:00] <Lelouche> if am inside my house i get aggro from the spawn around my house
[00:00] <Lelouche> i own the house south of the road
[00:01] <Clx-------> Ok, it seems we are reaching a happy conclusion to this
[00:02] <Clx-------> If you can assure me of the condition of the road
[00:02] <Clx-------> and what frequents it
[00:02] <Clx-------> you shall have your terms
[00:02] <Clx-------> I will obviously need to briefly verify your claims
[00:02] <Clx-------> and then we shall make your peace, kind sir!
[00:02] <Lelouche> the roads?
[00:02] <Lelouche> mainly noobs
[00:02] <Lelouche> the spawn i get
[00:02] <Lelouche> is kinda shitty
[00:02] <Lelouche> lizzard man
[00:02] <Lelouche> ratman
[00:02] <Lelouche> the ocasional ogre / ettin
[00:02] <Lelouche> if it wanders
[00:04] <Clx-------> Well, i'm not certain I would refer to these fine creatures as 'shitty' but I do believe that none of these are monsters that I wish to visit anytime soon. I will verify your claims upon by return to Britannia
[00:05] <Lelouche> i cant wait on this
[00:05] <Lelouche> i can not tolerate
[00:05] <Lelouche> her in the area
[00:05] <Lelouche> while we wait
HIS TONE CHANGES AFTER I HAVE CONVINCED HIM WE ARE GUILD OF FEMALES.
[00:05] <Lelouche> sorry for being so troublesome
[00:05] <Lelouche> i am truely sorry
[00:10] <Clx-------> We are just a guild of simple, older ladies. Mostly retired.
[00:10] <Lelouche> to the right of my house where 0 spawn is gareneteed
[00:10] <Clx-------> I will ask Mono about the rune. If not we will resolve this tomorrow
[00:17] <Lelouche> as
[00:17] <Lelouche> wow
[00:18] <Lelouche> i have allready appolgized btw
[00:18] <Lelouche> dont know if it was accepted
[00:18] <Lelouche> but regardless
[00:18] <Lelouche> i shall applogize again
[00:18] <Lelouche> i want my book and rune remarked
[00:18] <Lelouche> if i see anyone
[00:18] <Lelouche> on that screen i take this as a violation of the 12 hour
[00:18] <Lelouche> terms
[00:18] <Clx-------> Great. We're just a guild of old ladies remember. We don't break our word
[00:19] <Clx-------> I like knitting and Ultima Online
[00:20] <Lelouche> are you aware of the guild cA
[00:20] <Clx-------> vaguely!
[00:20] <Clx-------> If this is another threat
[00:20] <Clx-------> really
[00:20] <Lelouche> i have been refered to
[00:20] <Lelouche> no
[00:20] <Clx-------> i'm not interested
[00:20] <Lelouche> its not
[00:20] <Clx-------> ok
[00:21] <Lelouche> i am sick of the trolling redicolus
[00:21] <Lelouche> going on for hours
[00:21] <Lelouche> over simple shit
[00:21] <Lelouche> lol
[00:21] <Lelouche> so i am laying it out
[00:21] <Lelouche> i am in fact a griefer
[00:22] <Lelouche> the 'game playing'
[00:22] <Lelouche> is what il call it
[00:22] <Lelouche> honestly most of the time
[00:22] <Clx-------> I'm not playing any games except hide the sausage with your mom
[00:23] <Lelouche> what i am saying is
[00:23] <Lelouche> i want the endless atempt to bother me
[00:23] <Lelouche> or troll me
[00:23] <Lelouche> to stop
[00:23] <Lelouche> and the ingame issue
[00:23] <Lelouche> to be resolved
[00:24] <Clx-------> You're messaging me
To 'Mononoke' (Fatal on diff IRC account)
[00:25] <Lelouche> for real
[00:25] <Lelouche> i am truely sorry for all offeneses
[00:25] <[I-C]Ashikata> I really hope that you worked things out with my guildmates. It would be a shame if we had to recall to your mum's bedroom/
To me:
[00:26] <Lelouche> this is post applogize
[00:26] <Clx-------> take it however you want
[00:26] <Lelouche> i want my book stating
[00:26] <Clx-------> you have been a just and noble soul
[00:26] <Clx-------> and shall get your reward
[00:26] <Clx-------> this i promise you
[00:26] <Clx-------> That precise rune
[00:26] <Clx-------> and a book
[00:26] <Clx-------> and no more runes will be marked at your house
[00:27] <Lelouche> on the screen
[00:27] <Clx-------> or, indeed, your mum's bedroom
[00:27] <Lelouche> i ask 1 more thing
[00:27] <Lelouche> the book clearly states a understanding of peace was reached with your guild a whole
[00:27] <Lelouche> this involes your alts
[00:28] <Lelouche> dont bring a alt guild to my house
[00:28] <Lelouche> to start shit
[00:28] <Clx-------> That's not a problem at all. "All players and alternative characters"
[00:28] <Clx-------> Shall be transcribed in said book
[00:28] <Lelouche> ok
[00:28] <Clx-------> I'm glad we have reached an amicable solution, Lelouche. Contact me on the 'morrow.
[00:30] <Lelouche> 1 more thing
[00:30] <Lelouche> i wish all logs from irc
[00:30] <Lelouche> not be transcribed
[00:30] <Clx-------> You won't see our characters there
[00:30] <Lelouche> into any other media
[00:30] <Lelouche> clearly your forums
[00:30] <Lelouche> weather in a members section
[00:30] <Lelouche> or guest
Claiming to be in cA for the 4th time in a day:
[00:38] <Lelouche> but if iam out protecting the resource market
[00:38] <Lelouche> and upholding the laws of cA
[00:38] <Lelouche> and i see any illegal buisness
[00:38] <Lelouche> id like that to not effect
[00:38] <Lelouche> the terms of our adgreement
[00:38] <Clx-------> Alright
[00:38] <Clx-------> that can be added to our agreement
[00:39] <Lelouche> lmao
[00:39] <Clx-------> as long as I can dupe the rune
[00:39] <Clx-------> to your mum's bedroom
[00:39] <Lelouche> lmao
[00:39] <Lelouche> il dupe your house
Still he can't stop:
[00:41] <Lelouche> i wanted to say
[00:41] <Lelouche> for 1
[00:41] <Lelouche> your the first person in a long time
[00:41] <Lelouche> to keep me going
[00:41] <Lelouche> but i got amusement
[00:41] <Lelouche> as i do the same
[00:41] <Lelouche> usualy i am on the other side of this coin
[00:42] <Lelouche> only reason i did this
[00:42] <Lelouche> is not about the rune
[00:43] <Lelouche> or the the fact she/he ( i am honestly doubting clearing your not 60 year old women)
[00:43] <Lelouche> but because if you do
[00:43] <Lelouche> like its going to be a never ending thing
[00:43] <Lelouche> so i wanted peace terms
[00:43] <Lelouche> between me and you guys
[00:43] <Lelouche> rather lets call it
[00:43] <Lelouche> your guild
[00:43] <Lelouche> because i have plenty of projects going on already
[00:43] <Lelouche> and would rather no be taken away from them
[00:43] <Lelouche> for small maters
[00:43] <Lelouche> of my own
[00:44] <Lelouche> thats the only reason i tolerated this
[00:44] <Lelouche> i can keep someone goign just as long as you have had me here
[00:44] <Clx-------> I bet
[00:44] <Lelouche> lol
[00:44] <Lelouche> i sense this sarcastic
[00:44] <Lelouche> trolling
[00:44] <Lelouche> still
AN HOUR LATER:
[01:47] <Lelouche> why is a refresh rat named infernal
[01:47] <Lelouche> out side my house
[01:47] <Lelouche> fresh*
[01:47] <Clx-------> wtf? aren't they they ones mono did earlier?
[01:47] <Clx-------> kill it...
[01:47] <Lelouche> id rather not waste my time eradicating your animals
[01:47] <Lelouche> no
[01:47] <Lelouche> i killed those
[01:51] <Lelouche> il ignore this 1 time
[01:52] <Lelouche> screenshots will happen next time
Anyway, seems as he's so sensitive about his house, zole and I decided to pay him a visit. I'm sure he'll enjoy this when he wakes up:
These all axed up on his steps might take a while to clean up!

All axed. And we gave him his precious rune back!

Zole's touch.
