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Post by Lady Redname »

got a spare room there zole?
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I heard there's one for you in Japanese prison.

Tonight i'm going to a club. it's about 15 quid to get in, which seems steep, but then it's all you can drink all night, and suddenly it seems cheap. Next i-c meet i think...

I have mixed feelings about the club. I've heard nightmare/dream stories about jap clubs for round eye devils such as myself, it depends on how you see them. They're considered a haven if you're just looking to get laid. I think japs consider round eyes trophies. Problem is you're prob looking at some disease ridden snatch.. i dunno.

I don't like to judge girls, but i can't help but do so. My past girlfriends have been really nice etc (until full moon then they turned into a big monkey). But when I thought about it, they allowed the zole probe to explore japan space UNPROTECTED.

Don't worry, I made sure not to leave any men behind, and it was just brief probes to test the space etc, before going back in suitably protected, but... was I a special exception? Was it because they knew im not a player and i'm a nice guy (LOL SCAMMED)?!?! It makes me feel better if i say that, but.. that and the whole "putting her hand in my lap 5 minutes after first talking to her" incident makes me feel that maybe not.

I wouldn't say that Jap girls are easy, but they are really. It may have something to do with the agnostic status of most young people. They view sex as fun, it's feels good so do it. Basically japanese women are like men..? I know of at least one girl in london who was fine with being a fuck buddy, and a few girls i've talked to have been honest and said they used to have a few one night stands. Another friend of mine told me (and he wouldn't lie, he's the guy who gave us BACK DOOR NO BABY) that he's bedded around 1k girls. Casual sex is very big in japan, apprently. Well not big, but you know.

Whats my point in this? Well.. it leaves me with a moral and health related question. Assuming that I do get propositioned at the club tonight (i've heard reports of girls asking if guys want a happy ending to the night), i need your advice. Knowing that i will be nothing special and just a feel good shag, and also the knowledge that these girls have prob been around the club, along with the fact that they're festering loveholes may hold species more rancid than slamers pants, i need to know..:

should i ask them to call me MASTER ZOLE when i'm doing the deed?
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Post by Toki »

wow you will be pretty gutted if you dont get laid tonight then.
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It's just joking around, only way i would bang one of those club skanks is if I had like 100 poison resist. Seeing them again and then shagging would be no problem though :)
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Post by Calix »

Best story.

It can't be that different from slaaaaagz here surely.
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I don't like to judge girls, but i can't help but do so. My past girlfriends have been really nice etc (until full moon then they turned into a big monkey). But when I thought about it, they allowed the zole probe to explore japan space UNPROTECTED.

made me lol hard
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Post by Zim Zum »

You have aidz. May as well bang some chicks.
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Post by Night »

zole wrote:should i ask them to call me MASTER ZOLE when i'm doing the deed?

don't ask ........ insist !

stuff the little skirts in their mouths while taking them masterfully ofc
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i thought i updated this post yesterday. clubs were rofl. girls i was with were pretty hilarious. had a good time, almost got in a fight with yank soldier (i was explaining to him that when a girl says shes married he should jog on) and generally had a laugh.
i did make one of the girls i was with cry, but its cos she was moaning about her abusive boyfriend and i asked her if she was an idiot. best silver tongue. got home at like 7.
caught a few hours sleep. then i met another girl for drinks. we were chatting in a bar too long so we both missed our last trains, so we went to a karaoke box and sang and then slept.
it would be classed as a good night if i didnt have to go for lunch with another girl in a few hours. the lunch is likely to turn into afternoon and evening so im fucked for sleepbut in true zole style i can find positives (not hiv) to my situation. taking early trains guarantees il be rubbing shoulers (pre pubescent bodies) with schoolgirls. and thats always a good start or finish to the day. it gives me ENERGY!
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"friend trap"
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Post by zole »

lol ive been caught in friend trap once in my life, and it was unavoiable since she was secretly solid snake.

in japan there is no friend trap. japs are notorious for being unreliable. if you pressured a girl to go out with you she just wouldn't show. its a culture of not wanting to be rude, so they dont refuse invites, they cancel at last second instead.

going to lunch date now. btw the highschool girl put some stuff in the loft area of my room. at the top of the ladder. in her tiny skirt. how can people be so oblivious?

one thing that interests me is the recognisable traits between japs and engrish girls. the HSG (high school girl) shows classic signs of being horny for affection. it shows by the way she comes into my room and leans on my lap, or pushes her boobs against me. shes happy with my mate so shes doing it for attention. if she played uo she would obviously have nightmares of being beaten by calix. makes me feel sorry for her and my mate. if i didnt have high "damaged goods" resistance it would lead to trouble.

jap vending machines are win. used panties aside its well nice to be able to buy a can of hot coffee wherever you are.
im still without work but ive met loads of people offering help and contacts. when im working it will be win. after my 200 a month rent and tiny bit on food (the staple of every meal is rice, good thing i like the stuff) will be left with win disposable income. enough to go out every night if i wanted. when a night out costs the same or less than one hour of teaching, youre set. its still early days but im loving it here.
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Post by Mercury »

course your loving it, you havent been arrested for molesting a 12 year old yet.

emphasis on TWELVE
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Post by zole »

the very idea of that is disgusting. a 12 year old is not mature enough to consent. not like a 13 year old can!


had a totally win afternoon. the girl i met for lunch turned out to be totally hot. not only that it was obvious from go she was into me. had lunch then walked around etc. shes actually really fun and stuff, not just hot. will meet up again next week ?

now im off drinking with an irish guy i met. woot
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zole wrote:now im off drinking with an irish guy i met. woot
Don't enter irish space UNPROTECTED
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Post by Calix »

benn wins
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