zoles JAPAN thread

Noxin · Post by **Noxin** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:58 am

did she want to know if you had a Squirtle to swap for her Pikachu?

zole · Post by **zole** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:52 am

err no. she said you can get get a pikachu in every pokemon version apart from yellow. She wanted to trade my squirtle for her charmander.

prick.

i'm planning to give her my squirtly in her vaginasaur.

Angus · Post by **Angus** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:30 am

LOL.

Zole you make me lol

Superfast Oz · Post by **Superfast Oz** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:59 am

best thread

zole · Post by **zole** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:50 pm

Today my roommate had a guest. the guest was a large breasted cute 17yr old high school girl who works at the same place he does. i discovered im a nice guy, cos i left the flat and told him where my jhonnys were. that is friendship. i was surprised at the hotness of the girl.

incidently, japanese use the opposite for cum. which is of course "go". when we were talking about a live concert and she started shouting "go"(as in i want to go)(sounds the same as when a jap says .im cumming)i almost tore my jeans with my 3 inches. luckily true to form i blew instead. japan rocks.

Post by **Calix** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:50 pm

zole wrote:jhonnys

zole · Post by **zole** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:33 pm

mobile internet plus drunk. stfu.

Kristoff · Post by **Kristoff** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:46 pm

Sexual Terrorism 101

Villa · Post by **Villa** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:48 pm

LOL how much does it cost to use your phone to access interwebz ?

Noxin · Post by **Noxin** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:38 pm

It's amazingly cheap in these modern times of futuristic technology, a lot of people actually offer a certain amount of bandwidth free per month now.
In Asialand it's probably a standard thing, like panty vending machines.

zole · Post by **zole** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:19 pm

err my plan has unlimited email and net access. but if i use it too much i get charged a fee. weird UNLIMITED.

my roommate had a good time with his 17yr old. I, on the other hand, had to stay out at a 24hr net cafe.
owned.

zole · Post by **zole** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:16 am

today i had my first experience which made me feel japanese. i was talking to what is now roomies gf and could see panties. didnt feel bad about it as i had bought a pair of hers earlier. im going back to the bar where that waitress works. she was emailing me last night when i was cold and bored in a net cafe. i sense she wants some pvp lessons (penis vs pussy). of course im best suited for this as im awesome dueller. i cant think of a proper link for this next joke but calix doesnt have sex cos hes a soloer. hawhaw. theres a reasoably hot 30 something next to me pretending to sleep. ive never seen a more obvious invitation for gropage. ittadakimasu! (this is what you say before you eat or consume something. in this case it is confirming i want to commit a criminal action and may be open to attack from otherplayers. oh if only)

Post by **Calix** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:52 pm

Are you trying to make your sentances as unreadable as if they were in Japanese?:(

This thread really is worthless without picz btw.

Mercury · Post by **Mercury** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:36 pm

picsz or it didnt happenz¬11

zole · Post by **zole** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:54 pm

pictures will come. one annoying thing about japanese phone s and cameras is that they are legally required to have a shutter sound when you take pics. means no sekret pics allowed.

wish i could take pics of everything interesting. i saw some ganguro girls today (nigger japs), met some random people in a bar, saw my waitress again, saw people who's shorts looked like a second pair of pants and also overheard saw like 4 people with eyepatches. one is in front of me now, but its ok im in his blind spot. haha