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So I woke up very early this morning feeling extremely ill, and couldnt get back to sleep. I got up to make a hot drink, then thought what the hell I'll log onto Drachs as it has earlybirds doing spawns all the time at serverup.

I recall to Fire to start with Despise, and immediately see two blues inside. 5 Seconds later and I've dispatched generic bleed mage blue number 1, then generic bleed mage number 2 tells me OMG have summoned a harrower in Destard.

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So I take the back passage into Despise, and see two OMG, Markos and Roland, guarding it. Kill Roland, take his garlic whilst other runs away, other resses Roland, I go kill him, Roland is casting on me not realising that soon he wont be able to heal, kill him again. Then a load more come.

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They start fielding etc, but not very well, and I kill another in the middle of them all.

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Then I leave them to carry on fielding and go search for the harrower. Found it at the back in the spawn area, which is inactive. They had just finished spawning the true form, and were trying to kill tentacles. I wade into the dexer, but get attacked by rune beetles, wyrms etc so run away. Then im chased by all the dexers, dismounted, and eventually killed by consecutive armour ignores and badly timed dragonbreath.

I think for a moment how im going to disrupt them (thanks to Insta loot and lrc suits OSI have ruined my ability to solo destroy guilds). Then decide to come back on the only blue char I have on this shard, with a cunning plan. By now they were doing a slightly better job of guarding the back entrance, but using my leet Zim Zum skills, (and vampre mode), get through after a couple of tries, and make it to the champ altar, which I then activate.

I died again, and they werent impressed with me:

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But I'd done the job, and the spawn started causing all sorts of difficulties for them. P.s. the page above was not for the abusive language, it was for the illegally placed bagballs. They didnt stop me but I wanted a GM to remove them so other, non-Zim Zum like players could get through.

So I got ressed again, came back, even easier now the bagballs were removed, lost the red gank and got back to the true harrower, which was virtually deserted now I had activated the spawn.

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They started provoking the wild dragons onto the tentacles, and then healing them, thus going grey:

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Big mistake!

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Eventually I died but the damage was done, I had delayed the harrower by over two hours, and now lots of blues had started coming in.

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The harrower died, I went to go get a res then a bos to get all the gold, and headed back, banked about 100k but couldnt resist killing this chap who was guarding the blue OMG at the gold. He got all the way to destard ent, then died in front of his friends, embarassing :(

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He died again inside, as did his friend:

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one of the blue OMG I notoed inside:

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Decided to change char at this point.

Hello! Welcome to the "I was owned by Zim Zum 10v1" club!

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Fights went on for another hour or so, I made a total of 350k from kills and banked gold so was nice for me.

And the fearsome template on my blue that ruined the OMG harrower?

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Scary!

OMG, I salute thee!
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Post by Benn »

So they didn't manage to regulate you then?

Nice pics ;)
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Post by Laz »

Good story Zim, and lol @ the total lack of skill they yet again displayed
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Post by Nixon »

Rooooooofl zim, nice one, great to see solo is still alive :)
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Post by DanJ »

Well done Zim. I wish I knew how the hell you manage to kill people like that.
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Post by Calix »

ahahah.

As you can see, OMG's performance matches up well with their shittalk.
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Post by Villa »

OMG are the joke of the whole shard.
They really cannot PvP to save their lives, yet give it all the verbal abuse and aggro like they are something special.
Even so, that was a damn fine performance Zim.
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Post by WildCat »

Dont they say here:

"w r fu*king trammy"?
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[16:07] <rambo> vivid you should get yourself a brain.. if you think you can make a field fight without pots! but if you know how to make it.. please teach me how to make it without pots
[16:07] <zole> be better.
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Post by blue »

*claps* great stuff zim your a legendary wrestle/mage right?? you ocmpletely own that template and that is just funniest thing i seen in a long time :P
'don't mention agincourt to the french...they don't like the fact they got a good spanking': Mr Birthwhistle (a legend of our times)
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Post by Superfast Oz »

LOL that's hillarious Zim Zum, nice one. :D
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Post by abbarosh »

nice onezim good style keep up the good fight
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Post by Nixon »

GOOD STYLE AND FIGHT ZUM, Keep up good work.

u best
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Post by Zim Zum »

NO U BEST
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NEVER enter Felucca.
Denied victims the evil turns upon itself. It whines, cries, and wails for more victims.
Deny evil its prey.
NEVER enter Felucca.
In time, Felucca will die AND evil will die with it
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Post by Fatalist »

whoever is best

Villa worst
Down with Scotland
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