List of pages made to GMs

Villa · Post by **Villa** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:49 pm

I just read this list on some site somewhere, don't know how realistic these are, but some of them made me laugh anyway.

Apparently, these are harrassment messages paged to GMs or something -

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A rat man a bogling and an alligator also a plague beast is stalking me..... OMG IT GROWLED AT ME

a player named ingot calling my wife a whore cause he knows her in RL

Is there anyway to tell me if the marriage ceremony worked?...plz dont say somethingbout mysteries

I find Budda Bigballs name extremely offensive as it is degrading to an anchient religion

Skillz said "Go suck your moms dick" I said some stuff back but was greatly offended

i tthink i died but i am still walkingg around

Afton Said I Suck Dogs Balls And She Saw Me Do it

this is dravthis is dravin im frooze and cant movethis is dravin im frooze and cant move

This guy keeps calling me dorkballs and buttcake master

im really really high.....and ur game is fucking tripping me out man!!come talk to me now!!!!!!!!!

Wolf called me a faggot, and am offended, because my parents are homosexuals, and i love them

A player names Gilligan called me a A Whole

this is the gayest fucking game ive ever played in my goddamn life

ventrack just said "fuck your mom to me" that is completly nice

can get ym stuff hepl plz

I can't uninstall UO from my comp. I wanna sue!

My nose wont stop bleeding.

Tupac is using racist remarks, and i am very of offended

Why the hell am i getting PORN po-ups while im playing OU?? I have nothing else running just UO

someone sweared to me in Shame please waiting cum

Thanz Alot .I will SUE GM [name removed] of Formosa Server dor irresponsible actions

my friend will pay extra cash a month to extra secure his acount, ppl are saying they will hack hm

HEY GM'S I HAD 40 HOURS ON THIS CHAR AND I LOGGED OFF AND TURNED UN YOUNG!!

can u quit telling me to look on net for gameplay answers, i have dsl, no isp anymore.

DARK WALKER said the word ass

ein spieler nennt mich ein "wiederliches stück scheisse"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! without reason!!

this char named Char Aznabel called me gay i asked him to verify and he did

I see a person named Lolita. Isn't that an offensive word? A violation of conduct?

This guy says he wants to play with my moms cunt whatever that is

Sherri called me a maget and said that i was gay how does she not knwo i am niot hmm?

Does a sea serpent tuff ?? does a deep sea serpent very tuff ?? need someone to help me !!!!!!!!

This guy is calling me fat in Reallife he has real issues and i am kinda fat in rl and i take offens

i got the fuck in my heart yea

This player said rape and i know what that means and I take a-fense

I want the name of the GM that jailed my 7 year old grandson at appox. 6:00 east.

++lord tomato is calling me a whore and my mother is a whore could u fix that please

this is not verbal harassment, nicole simpson is a inapporite name and i am offended by that

im gay and someone called me a diuck sucker

Night Wolf called me a racial slur he labeld me a "cunt"

another player condemned me to hell...i am very religuos and its very offensive

hi i am mad i pay $10 for this and i am banned cause XXXXX is banned ok i am a kid ok the acconts are made with the credit number both are thats why cause i have same as him so........ i beter be unbanned or my family is sewing or i am putting u out of buessniss i have a rich family and i can sew u in 2secs flat so he is my brother and

a guy in fel named hell yeah, =( i have 2 sons who play this, this is not right

Do you know what the oldest UO player ever was?

his guy "acid" is saying im stupid and look like a monkey, and i aint stupid or a monkey

sei said the f word to me my dad is mad

you ae you will men gm SYKA OK I GO STOE MY HOUISE MY MANYAVRYTHING IAMDEAD AND

There is an npc here and his name is Gaylord i think some people might find offense

im new a guy said he is givig away thing and quitting and we folloew and he killed us all in his hom

I make a motion to vote Game Master Dengar off the board for what he's done

LORD KHANN has 5 dragons and hes in a dungeon and i asked em to plz put 1 in stable im so lag

The Chracter Murdah is saying that Candian girls are sluts that hurts my Candian Heritage and he

Can we not cook the flesh of ppl we kill anymore and eat it

i double lick my instrument, but it wont work/play!! please try to help

Hey will you teach me how to dupe stuff , I will fuck you ????

Obi-Wan-Kanobi called me a faggot. I am homosexual and DEEPLY offended by his inncolence

omg if you dont get me to a city i take my life and i blame you

i am bowing, minding my own business when Snake Toretto comes up and says "yea suck it

I put myself on ignore list and i cant see what im typing on when i press enter

Lord AfroMan has an animal named Cocaine and I am offended because my father died from it.

brian told me to blow him in the genitals

this guy SIR OSIRIS just called me a "faget" in attempt of "faggot"

What exactly happends after u get married? does it really mean much more than being close friend

BA baracus just called me a faggot...sexist remark and a hate crime IRL

called me a faggot dident like it hurt feelings

Kenny ran around screaming Penis and once he had a large group of enemies around him he ran off

Another Person named Lady Amber said that i was a f@g, god made me the wayhedid

War said my mother couldnt talk becouse his dick was in her mouth

A player harrassed me by saying "America Sucks!", I don't have the journal of it.

there is a lesbo show going on in skara - you might want to check that

Killed within City, Back of box says 'Consentual PvsP' I gave no consent. what happened?

Theres a guy, Named Forced Entry.. It offends me

hi marriage between homosexuals is allowed in rl, i wanna marry Pepito, am I allowed?

how can i get better intelligence

Some guy took something and i didn't know that chickens can teleport

there is an orcish mage outside my house that kiss me in one hit from 100hp

Evil Death said Bitch to my girlfriend and said to me shut the fuck up and we ugly

need help because a player. if you not come i leave uo

Can i marry my llama?

FOR SOEM REASONM SAYS I AM QUITING FAC CANT HOLD CIGS

Davids revenge is tellign me to suck his nuts, im going to file sexul harrs. on uo

Hello.Hi i faund one girl npc. She ask to take her in any city.What i get afer that
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Villa · Post by **Villa** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:52 pm

I particularly enjoyed these ones -

Does a sea serpent tuff ?? does a deep sea serpent very tuff ?? need someone to help me !!!!!!!! <----- ahaha TEAM YAMATO

A player names Gilligan called me a A Whole

Wolf called me a faggot, and am offended, because my parents are homosexuals, and i love them

Night Wolf called me a racial slur he labeld me a "cunt"

amber · Post by **amber** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:52 pm

rofl I swear I sent half of them

and the other half were pages made against me

Zim Zum · Post by **Zim Zum** » Tue May 03, 2005 4:05 pm

Lol some quality ones there Villa

Angus · Post by **Angus** » Tue May 03, 2005 4:14 pm

lol @

"My nose wont stop bleeding"

Nixon · Post by **Nixon** » Tue May 03, 2005 4:16 pm

Hmm, I have actually sent some similar

Post by **Calix** » Tue May 03, 2005 4:28 pm

there is a lesbo show going on in skara - you might want to check that

best by a mile

Phule · Post by **Phule** » Tue May 03, 2005 4:52 pm

Calix wrote:there is a lesbo show going on in skara - you might want to check that

best by a mile

Screen shots?

Lady Redname · Post by **Lady Redname** » Tue May 03, 2005 5:26 pm

'There is an npc here and his name is Gaylord i think some people might find offense '

i sent that, im 100% sure i worded it exactly the same (i have also sent 10+ varients of the same variaty)

some of those were good, but i have sent so much better

'my horse wont eat carrots'
'i cant find the hidden well thats only there an hour after server up, its 2 hours after, can you make it spawn' - this was great because i showed the gm where the 'secret well' spawned and he spent 30 min trying to find it

me and nix convincing one to go on strike because he doesant get enough fag breaks

me and nix trying to talk one into joining factions

'im going to sue you because you lied to me about uo3d' - this was great, it was about a week after they stopped red being able to go to ish, so i told him i only bought it so my red could go to ish cause all my chars were red and i wanted my money back. i got passed up the ranks and eventually made them phone me (i refused to dial america) to talk about it. never did get a refund (i never actually bought the thing in the first place either)

such good fun, my horse wont eat carrots is still the best - i think its fixed now but ones bought in stables will, but tamed ones wont, so making the gm buy a horse from the stables and saying it eats them fine was hilarious