My new HATE
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:05 pm
What the hell is it with this fashion for teenage boys to walk around with their jeans hanging around somewhere between their buttocks and their kneecaps ?
Do they think this makes them look cool ? fashionable ? trendy perhaps ?
Do they believe that by displaying their underwear that the people walking behind them might behold them with awe ?
Fuck off does it.
What it makes you look like is a fucking PRATT.
You absolute twat, pull your fucking jeans up, buy a belt and learn to walk in a straight line without swerving from side to side.
While you are at it, learn to speak English you cunt. None of this "char" and "ting" and "safe" please. This is England; we speak English here not some fucked up bastardisation of a once proud language that has been butchered by ignorance and idiotic slang imported from overseas.
I swear, when my revolution comes (A lot of you will recall me discussing my revolution that will sweep all the crap out of this country and bring us back on the straight and narrow, with sweeping changes that includes imprisonment and possible deportation to the Isle of Wight for any fat women who dare to wear skin tight leggings), I am going to see to it that the Police are empowered to administer on the spot beatings to combat scum who dress like they just crawled out of bed still wearing yesterday's attire.
Bastards.
Do they think this makes them look cool ? fashionable ? trendy perhaps ?
Do they believe that by displaying their underwear that the people walking behind them might behold them with awe ?
Fuck off does it.
What it makes you look like is a fucking PRATT.
You absolute twat, pull your fucking jeans up, buy a belt and learn to walk in a straight line without swerving from side to side.
While you are at it, learn to speak English you cunt. None of this "char" and "ting" and "safe" please. This is England; we speak English here not some fucked up bastardisation of a once proud language that has been butchered by ignorance and idiotic slang imported from overseas.
I swear, when my revolution comes (A lot of you will recall me discussing my revolution that will sweep all the crap out of this country and bring us back on the straight and narrow, with sweeping changes that includes imprisonment and possible deportation to the Isle of Wight for any fat women who dare to wear skin tight leggings), I am going to see to it that the Police are empowered to administer on the spot beatings to combat scum who dress like they just crawled out of bed still wearing yesterday's attire.
Bastards.
