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My new office

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:13 pm
by Villa
I have hit an all time low.
Previously, I had a nice working area that overlooked the Thames and the London Eye.
Nice and tranquil.

Now I've been moved to some dank dungeon in the bowels of the Earth with second hand air and enough space to possibly stretch your legs out without stubbing your toes on the opposite wall - just.

To top it all off, there is a nasty sewage pipe that runs through the room (Note: not across the ceiling or around the wall, but literally through the room) about three feet above my head that makes awful gushing sounds everytime someone flushes the toilet on the floor above.
Can just picture what must be flowing through the pipe every time it gushes/flushes.

Also, it takes over five minutes to walk to the nearest smoking area.
www.owned.com/ostracised/me.html

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:03 pm
by senji
are you posting this from work?~~

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:05 pm
by Buster
http://www.owned.co.uk/villa.htm

Oh the joys of employment at her majesties pleasure...

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:16 pm
by Benn
Guys, your links are dead. ;(

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:21 pm
by Villa
senji wrote:are you posting this from work?~~
No, from my secret s&m chamber in the basement of my house :(

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:24 pm
by Calix
make links work:(

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:34 pm
by Villa

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:09 pm
by Zim Zum
They finally found out you were wasting their money

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:24 pm
by Superfast Oz
You are the dude from Office Space?

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:50 pm
by Phule
Villa = Milton from office space, apparently. :) Villa, where did your stapler go?

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:57 am
by PapaJamaican
It was a RED Stapline Stapler!!!! >=o

Hey.. Can I.. ccccannn I... have mmyyymymyyymy stapler....?

Are you getting payed Still? Did they stop paying you and tell you your check is on the way and you continue to work!! :shock:

*on a serious note*

Rawr!! That'd suck major balls; I'd fricken talk back at them or get a new job!! *Unless its good money* :roll:

The ultimate warrior becomes to boiler keeper... damn thats a lame way to go; well you'll always be our Ultimate Warrior here!!!! :twisted: