ULTIMATE WARRIOR fights fire with fire
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:52 pm
For too long ULTIMATE WARRIOR had been getting harsh treatment by the denziens of Britain's Moongate.
Many times had ULTIMATE WARRIOR presented his fearsome (And somewhat majestic) well toned body at this pit of vipers, only to be unceremoniously assaulted by vagabonds from all around - cowards the lot of them.
When ULTIMATE WARRIOR would challenge them to a bout of manly combat, the knaves did run away only to return with their brethren & associates.
ENOUGH! he did declare.
Twas time to meet these peasents head on with a taste of their own unskilled methods.
So, to this end, ULTIMATE WARRIOR did prepare accordingly. Armed himself with new powerful weapons of mass destruction, and mighty armour of heavenly proportions.
ULTIMATE WARRIOR persuaded (somewhat violently) a local alchemist to provide him with some potions that aided & abetted his ploy.
At last, ULTIMATE WARRIOR was ready to bring down the cowards that frequented the locality of the vile moongate near Britain.
Upon inspecting himself for the last time prior t oriding out, ULTIMATE WARRIOR was not pleased with what he saw. ULTIMATE WARRIOR barely recognised himself; there was little evidence of the awe-inspiring skills that had made him the legend that he was. Instead, all that ULTIMATE WARRIOR could see was purchased items & accessories - twas enough to make this hero cringe with shame for a moment.
Finally, ULTIMATE WARRIOR did arrive at the infamous dread gate of Britain. He bellowed out a long loud challenge (Along the lines of "ROFL @ the skilless noobs") and waded in with his mighty blows.
At one stage, ULTIMATE WARRIOR did extend his hand towards the wimpy mages from the collective known as S1N, but the real task had to be accomplished against the hoardes of savage heathens at Britain Moongate.
No doubt those cowards were taught a lesson, and even now they are trembling in their blessed neon sandals in fear of the return of ULTIMATE WARRIOR.
Many times had ULTIMATE WARRIOR presented his fearsome (And somewhat majestic) well toned body at this pit of vipers, only to be unceremoniously assaulted by vagabonds from all around - cowards the lot of them.
When ULTIMATE WARRIOR would challenge them to a bout of manly combat, the knaves did run away only to return with their brethren & associates.
ENOUGH! he did declare.
Twas time to meet these peasents head on with a taste of their own unskilled methods.
So, to this end, ULTIMATE WARRIOR did prepare accordingly. Armed himself with new powerful weapons of mass destruction, and mighty armour of heavenly proportions.
ULTIMATE WARRIOR persuaded (somewhat violently) a local alchemist to provide him with some potions that aided & abetted his ploy.
At last, ULTIMATE WARRIOR was ready to bring down the cowards that frequented the locality of the vile moongate near Britain.
Upon inspecting himself for the last time prior t oriding out, ULTIMATE WARRIOR was not pleased with what he saw. ULTIMATE WARRIOR barely recognised himself; there was little evidence of the awe-inspiring skills that had made him the legend that he was. Instead, all that ULTIMATE WARRIOR could see was purchased items & accessories - twas enough to make this hero cringe with shame for a moment.
Finally, ULTIMATE WARRIOR did arrive at the infamous dread gate of Britain. He bellowed out a long loud challenge (Along the lines of "ROFL @ the skilless noobs") and waded in with his mighty blows.
At one stage, ULTIMATE WARRIOR did extend his hand towards the wimpy mages from the collective known as S1N, but the real task had to be accomplished against the hoardes of savage heathens at Britain Moongate.
No doubt those cowards were taught a lesson, and even now they are trembling in their blessed neon sandals in fear of the return of ULTIMATE WARRIOR.