Recruiting for J4L
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:31 am
Hi, No Job Krew [njk] suck as we all know, what with their chav like antics in-game (and worse on voice comms).
These peasents should go back to the dole office and let the gainfully employed people play UO instead.
Afterall, we put in a hard day's work during daylight hours, so we deserve to play the game in our spare time when we get home, in an environment that is free from NJK and their lower class offensive presence on screen.
A lot of us make the most of the brilliant capitalist societies that we live in, bringing home well earnt money; some of which goes towards our favourite past time of UO. Why should we have to put up with sharing our game with these unemployed louts ? Their subscription fee comes out of the handouts that we taxpayers contribute towards every month.
I say enough is enough.
NJK must be driven out of UO.
To this end, Job4Life Krew [j4l] is now recruiting middle class & up citizens.
This is a select group, membership of which is rather exclusive; a reflection of social status in fact.
Proof of your income must be supplied, along with details of how many houses and cars you own.
Part of our goal will be to eliminate the yob culture that now exists in UO; we can achieve this by destroying the pikeys and tramps from NJK - once we kill them we can offer them some in-game gold to go out and buy some decent clothes shops (they could at least have the deceny to wear some of the latest styles in-game rather than the UO version of burberry attire - bloody chavs).
So are you ready for the challenge ? Is your bank balance high enough ? Is your command of the language superior enough ? Is your home in a conservative voting area ? Do you look at anti fox hunting protesters with the contempt that they deserve ?
If the answer to all of this is YES, then we want YOU in Job4Life Krew.
These peasents should go back to the dole office and let the gainfully employed people play UO instead.
Afterall, we put in a hard day's work during daylight hours, so we deserve to play the game in our spare time when we get home, in an environment that is free from NJK and their lower class offensive presence on screen.
A lot of us make the most of the brilliant capitalist societies that we live in, bringing home well earnt money; some of which goes towards our favourite past time of UO. Why should we have to put up with sharing our game with these unemployed louts ? Their subscription fee comes out of the handouts that we taxpayers contribute towards every month.
I say enough is enough.
NJK must be driven out of UO.
To this end, Job4Life Krew [j4l] is now recruiting middle class & up citizens.
This is a select group, membership of which is rather exclusive; a reflection of social status in fact.
Proof of your income must be supplied, along with details of how many houses and cars you own.
Part of our goal will be to eliminate the yob culture that now exists in UO; we can achieve this by destroying the pikeys and tramps from NJK - once we kill them we can offer them some in-game gold to go out and buy some decent clothes shops (they could at least have the deceny to wear some of the latest styles in-game rather than the UO version of burberry attire - bloody chavs).
So are you ready for the challenge ? Is your bank balance high enough ? Is your command of the language superior enough ? Is your home in a conservative voting area ? Do you look at anti fox hunting protesters with the contempt that they deserve ?
If the answer to all of this is YES, then we want YOU in Job4Life Krew.
