Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:03 am
FYI Irish was gentle and tender.
So my Japan talk today will be on everyones favourite past time : Wanking.
Now, speaking honestly, for most of you guys there are only a few factors which stop you from wanking all the time.
1. Exhaustion.
2. People interrupting you.
3. Cost.
Wanking is an expensive past time. Assuming you wank pretty hardcore, thats a lot of tissues.
Japan really is the land of the wank. You have infinite amount of material (especially if a school is nearby). But how can you deal with the cleanup? Free tissues.
Walk into the city and you will see people handing out little packet of tissues. They are usually advertising a karaoke place or a bar. It's really an awesome way to advertise. Everyone throws away flyers but tissues are useful, so you keep them in your pocket or bag. Was an absoloute awesome idea to whoever came up with it.
Basically, I've halved my shopping bill since I've been picking up these freebies.
On the HOT GIRL who i met for lunch, as i said, she was loving the zole.
She said japs have small willys!
We walked around after lunch etc, went on FERRIS WHEEL on top of a shopping mall. It was pretty good view. Unlike in London it cost about £2.50, a nice surprise.
BEST PINK SHIRT!
Been emailing back and forth a lot. Will meet her on Saturday for more win.
So my Japan talk today will be on everyones favourite past time : Wanking.
Now, speaking honestly, for most of you guys there are only a few factors which stop you from wanking all the time.
1. Exhaustion.
2. People interrupting you.
3. Cost.
Wanking is an expensive past time. Assuming you wank pretty hardcore, thats a lot of tissues.
Japan really is the land of the wank. You have infinite amount of material (especially if a school is nearby). But how can you deal with the cleanup? Free tissues.
Walk into the city and you will see people handing out little packet of tissues. They are usually advertising a karaoke place or a bar. It's really an awesome way to advertise. Everyone throws away flyers but tissues are useful, so you keep them in your pocket or bag. Was an absoloute awesome idea to whoever came up with it.
Basically, I've halved my shopping bill since I've been picking up these freebies.
On the HOT GIRL who i met for lunch, as i said, she was loving the zole.
She said japs have small willys!
We walked around after lunch etc, went on FERRIS WHEEL on top of a shopping mall. It was pretty good view. Unlike in London it cost about £2.50, a nice surprise.
BEST PINK SHIRT!
Been emailing back and forth a lot. Will meet her on Saturday for more win.
