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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:56 pm
by Zim Zum
It still makes me angry now just thinking about it. Slamer was bad but you are the all time king of gay deaths. How anyone can go from fighting 5 people at once with no pots, then dying to LIZERDMAN on a daily basis is beyond me. Cunt.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:06 pm
by Calix
Time @ Sanctum when me and Kris died to spawn JUST as 10+ OMG appeared was rl comedy timing.

IDOC fights were the one thing I didn't mention, we had some fucking epic ones on DF, one against Winder & Oz's gay guild when I was playing on laptop with no macros and we kept getting owned by fucking ninja bola faggotry, then everyone logged in and we spanked them with pure numbers:/

That tower from some old faction guy near the server line as well, we actually beat whole shard for hours with 3 of us, with Zim playing 3 accounts at once, lol.

Oh and on EU when they put decay in again and half the shard fell at once, that was mad fun night.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:43 pm
by Zim Zum
Id forgotten about that tower fight, that was one of the best fights ever, pure quality, it was a true Drachs moment when the shard united to repel the evil aggressors from EU, all 3 of us.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:10 pm
by Zim Zum
Ok here are a few random Drachs pics as all of us are feeling nostalgic now.

I'll start with one of my favourites, the moment when Calix actually looked like he knew how to play UO (after 7 years).

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Some random necro pics now. This was definitely the most fun character I ever had in UO, just the sheer destructive power of wand nekro mage from hell made it so enjoyable to play. Watching all the Americans then trying to copy the template was even funnier.

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HI CASHIES

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My stealth mage. This was the crappest, most underpowered character ever but I couldn't stop playing him for some reason, a real comedy character.

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The patented Zim© method of killing dexers, tried and tested on 3 different shards, and always guaranteed to produce top drawer shit talk.

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The most criminally neglected part of UO pvp, Boat Wars.

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I have to post pics of this next guy, after years of pro Korea I-C, we finally got a real life mad hacking korean uo player on a European shard, complete with wand scripts, explo scrolls, 115 pots every time, and (soon after meeting Calix) a trap box. I loved fighting this guy, even if it did mean covering half the shard chasing him.

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WAND WARS

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Drachenfels attempt at an AI

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Finally a couple of satisfying Drachs moments. Drachs had far less egos then EU, but they still existed. One of the ones that really sticks in my mind is Zachary's. Someone who gained his by being the usual Drach's bleed mage but combining it with a suit with massive hpi and using enhance pots and str pots to get as much as 160hp. Here I spanked him whilst fighting two other people and doing the whole thing in front of the entire Brit Gate lot. I never saw him again after this.

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This next fight was more satisfying. It was a couple of weeks after SAMURAI EMPRIRE came out, and pretty much everyone in I-C quit again. Cashies being cashies, they quickly worked out that Ninjutsu was a deadly thing to have on a mage, mostly because not only was deathstrike overpowered, it was also severely bugged.

Basically if they tracked you for a few screens, they could hit you with a deathstrike for 70hp damage. This 70hp was only supposed to land if you moved 5 tiles or more after being hit, but thanks to the bug you were getting hit for 70hp even standing still. The favourite cashie trick was to run away, tracking you all the time, then when you caught them you got hit with an explo, deathstrike and another spell, spelling insta death for most people.

Cyric and Calix being the below average crap players they are fell for this trick fighting Sanary and Jarret, the two best Cashies, and got spanked. Zim to the rescue! I ended up in Deceit from fire trying to fight the two of them constantly deathstriking me for 70 hp each, and also the attentions of 3 liches on one level, and 1,752 wraiths the other. After several minutes of surviving I finally got the chance and killed Sanary first then Jarret quickly after. I think this was the hardest fight I ever had, harder than playing IKARUGA with your eyes shut. So that's why I was so elated afterwards.

As far as they were concerned, it must be fucking painful to know that you've got the very best equipment UO can provide (thanks to their hardcore duping), the most deadly template (thanks to deathstrike) and of course a 2 to 1 advantage and yet you still get killed by someone in I-C.

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THE END

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The loser senji had already bailed out of UO by the time I got on Drachs, but Im going to try and find all my nice EU pics and do another post later this week.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:33 pm
by Lady Redname
lol funny thing was i always won 5v1, then died to fucking slimes, i cant remember the guild but i remember fighting some champ spawn tards once, i killed every single one of them (about 9), then i died to fucking slimes


fun

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:42 pm
by Nixon
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lol that reminds me of my duels with df players and omg

only time ive ever been good at killing people was outnumbered

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:59 pm
by Calix
Zim Zum wrote:
I'll start with one of my favourites, the moment when Calix actually looked like he knew how to play UO (after 7 years).

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That was before we discovered wand/prot necro as well, that was basic Macing non prot necro, was just using wand in and out of hand as it was 2 v like 15 or something. Didnt we end up with Oaks skull at this one eventually when Kris or Cyric logged on?
Zim Zum wrote:

This next fight was more satisfying. It was a couple of weeks after SAMURAI EMPRIRE came out, and pretty much everyone in I-C quit again. Cashies being cashies, they quickly worked out that Ninjutsu was a deadly thing to have on a mage, mostly because not only was deathstrike overpowered, it was also severely bugged.

Basically if they tracked you for a few screens, they could hit you with a deathstrike for 70hp damage. This 70hp was only supposed to land if you moved 5 tiles or more after being hit, but thanks to the bug you were getting hit for 70hp even standing still. The favourite cashie trick was to run away, tracking you all the time, then when you caught them you got hit with an explo, deathstrike and another spell, spelling insta death for most people.

Cyric and Calix being the below average crap players they are fell for this trick fighting Sanary and Jarret, the two best Cashies, and got spanked. Zim to the rescue! I ended up in Deceit from fire trying to fight the two of them constantly deathstriking me for 70 hp each, and also the attentions of 3 liches on one level, and 1,752 wraiths the other. After several minutes of surviving I finally got the chance and killed Sanary first then Jarret quickly after. I think this was the hardest fight I ever had, harder than playing IKARUGA with your eyes shut. So that's why I was so elated afterwards.

As far as they were concerned, it must be fucking painful to know that you've got the very best equipment UO can provide (thanks to their hardcore duping), the most deadly template (thanks to deathstrike) and of course a 2 to 1 advantage and yet you still get killed by someone in I-C.

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That was actually fucking immense, you pulled off shit daily that made me go 'wow', but that was impossible fight to win and you did...whilst I watched as ghost and Cyric logged off in rage~ Oh and it was more like 6 months after SE came out you retard.

P.S You've got fuckloads more good drach pics than that you homo cunt.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:11 pm
by Calix
Zim Zum wrote:
I have to post pics of this next guy, after years of pro Korea I-C, we finally got a real life mad hacking korean uo player on a European shard, complete with wand scripts, explo scrolls, 115 pots every time, and (soon after meeting Calix) a trap box.
hahah, omen ganking insane koreans = best. Even better when Kris became our official fukmanchan translator and could pass messages between us, lol.
Zim Zum wrote: Some random necro pics now. This was definitely the most fun character I ever had in UO, just the sheer destructive power of wand nekro mage from hell made it so enjoyable to play. Watching all the Americans then trying to copy the template was even funnier.
Fakt. PvP was so relaxing and easy on that char, yet so fun. Was like playing a dexxer, but with the same satisfaction you get from kills on a mage.
Zim Zum wrote: My stealth mage. This was the crappest, most underpowered character ever but I couldn't stop playing him for some reason, a real comedy character.

We died so many times becouse you were on that retard char which couldn't pot and did like 14 dmg explos:(

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:47 am
by Calix
Pain you're a cunt, i've spent about 10 hours in last 2-3 days talking solidly about UO becouse of your post.

[01:21] <Fatalist> lol we've all missed a superb highlight of ufrom early early aos
[01:21] <Fatalist> uo from*
[01:21] <Fatalist> just remmeberd
[01:21] <CalixRLLL> oh?
[01:21] <Fatalist> dont think i have pics though
[01:21] <Fatalist> raiding that stupid bitches castle on ice isle
[01:21] <Fatalist> not castle
[01:21] <CalixRLLL> oh, lol
[01:21] <CalixRLLL> katie
[01:21] <CalixRLLL> yes
[01:21] <Fatalist> 18x18 or whatever
[01:22] <Fatalist> katie yeah
[01:22] <CalixRLLL> fucking forgot that one
[01:22] <Fatalist> we ruined her life or something
[01:22] <CalixRLLL> man, whatever happened to the books
[01:22] <Fatalist> duno
[01:22] <CalixRLLL> yeah, she wrote than book, hahhaha
[01:22] <CalixRLLL> that
[01:22] <Fatalist> haha wrote us rl powetry in uo books
[01:22] <Fatalist> poetry*
[01:22] <CalixRLLL> man that all started out becouse nix pk'd one of them
[01:22] <Fatalist> ig emo
[01:22] <CalixRLLL> so they left blades in his house
[01:22] <CalixRLLL> lol, UO EMO
[01:22] <CalixRLLL> so then me and nix left evs in theres
[01:23] <Fatalist> lol man
[01:23] <CalixRLLL> then they afk killed sonex with blades
[01:23] <Fatalist> we were soo cruel then
[01:23] <CalixRLLL> then we ruined their lives
[01:23] <CalixRLLL> rofl
[01:23] <Fatalist> almost uncharacteristically
[01:23] <CalixRLLL> guy told us he was calling in the RAF
[01:23] <Fatalist> ROFL
[01:23] <CalixRLLL> to fuck us up
[01:23] <Fatalist> yes
[01:23] <CalixRLLL> ahahaha
[01:23] <Fatalist> raf irl
[01:23] <Fatalist> rofl
[01:23] <Fatalist> rofl
[01:23] <Fatalist> wtf man
[01:24] <CalixRLLL> who/how did we all get friended to the house? lol
[01:24] <Fatalist> dogsbody
[01:24] <CalixRLLL> someone pretended to be their friend or something?
[01:24] <CalixRLLL> ah blue, forgot that fucker
[01:24] <Fatalist> think he was friended and accessed us all
[01:25] <CalixRLLL> he was their 'friend' got friended and accessed us all, hahahah
[01:25] <CalixRLLL> reborn gremlin was one of them
[01:25] <Fatalist> fuckiung retard
[01:25] <Fatalist> man id like to see what that nob is like irl
[01:25] <CalixRLLL> nix and sonez scammed him with joining fee
[01:25] <Fatalist> piss in his cornflakes np
[01:25] <Fatalist> yeah I was in buccs
[01:25] <Fatalist> at the time he trialled
[01:25] <CalixRLLL> "pay 600k, then you have to beat sonez in a duel, but don't worry, he sucks"
[01:26] <CalixRLLL> rofl
[01:26] <Fatalist> lol yes
[01:26] <CalixRLLL> sonez killed him in like 3 spells
[01:26] <CalixRLLL> rofl
[01:26] <Fatalist> i swear he was going to re-apply as well
[01:26] <CalixRLLL> oh that's right
[01:26] <CalixRLLL> it was 500k origionally
[01:26] <CalixRLLL> they made him pay another 100k for retrial
[01:26] <Fatalist> had to last 30 seconds 1 v 2 nix and sonez




[01:40] <CalixRLLL> lol, cyric and villa fued
[01:40] <CalixRLLL> cyric wouldn't party him becouse he was factions
[01:40] <CalixRLLL> villa went on some rant @ destard
[01:40] <CalixRLLL> then logged in all his chars and resigned them from guild
[01:41] <CalixRLLL> one after the other
[01:41] <CalixRLLL> hahah
[01:41] <Fatalist> lol vila was one of uo's biggest personalities for sure
[01:41] <CalixRLLL> yeah definetely
[01:41] <CalixRLLL> think efc inspired lots of poeple to start pvp
[01:42] <Fatalist> i kinda miss that place
[01:42] <Fatalist> shame there was no df equivalent really
[01:42] <Fatalist> well except for our forums
[01:42] <Fatalist> rofl
[01:43] <CalixRLLL> yeah i miss the people from it, even if it did suck towards the end
[01:43] <CalixRLLL> will never have any contact with most of those people again, which kinda sucks
[01:43] <CalixRLLL> was literally people from all guilds
[01:43] <CalixRLLL> cookie and drakhan etc were cool posters
[01:43] <Fatalist> yeah, proper community
[01:43] <CalixRLLL> flat
[01:43] <CalixRLLL> flay even
[01:43] <Fatalist> every guild had at least one mouthy cunt as well
[01:43] <Fatalist> which rules
[01:43] <CalixRLLL> lol fakt
[01:43] <CalixRLLL> i-c had about 10
[01:43] <CalixRLLL> hhaha
[01:43] <Fatalist> lol yes

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:21 am
by Lady Redname
im not reading this thread anymore, making me rl depressed.

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:09 am
by Zim Zum
UO nostalgia best

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:01 am
by Kristoff
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Best Gank
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Nice Group Fight at Ice
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:26 am
by zole
carix this thread is missing zole appreciation.

please post some shit showing how ownage i am.

ty

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:38 pm
by Calix
no u suk lol.


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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:46 pm
by Calix