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did she want to know if you had a Squirtle to swap for her Pikachu?

err no. she said you can get get a pikachu in every pokemon version apart from yellow. She wanted to trade my squirtle for her charmander.

prick.

i'm planning to give her my squirtly in her vaginasaur.

LOL.

Zole you make me lol

best thread

Today my roommate had a guest. the guest was a large breasted cute 17yr old high school girl who works at the same place he does. i discovered im a nice guy, cos i left the flat and told him where my jhonnys were. that is friendship. i was surprised at the hotness of the girl.


incidently, japanese use the opposite for cum. which is of course "go". when we were talking about a live concert and she started shouting "go"(as in i want to go)(sounds the same as when a jap says .im cumming)i almost tore my jeans with my 3 inches. luckily true to form i blew instead. japan rocks.

mobile internet plus drunk. stfu.

Sexual Terrorism 101

LOL how much does it cost to use your phone to access interwebz ?

It's amazingly cheap in these modern times of futuristic technology, a lot of people actually offer a certain amount of bandwidth free per month now.
In Asialand it's probably a standard thing, like panty vending machines.

err my plan has unlimited email and net access. but if i use it too much i get charged a fee. weird UNLIMITED.

my roommate had a good time with his 17yr old. I, on the other hand, had to stay out at a 24hr net cafe.
owned.

today i had my first experience which made me feel japanese. i was talking to what is now roomies gf and could see panties. didnt feel bad about it as i had bought a pair of hers earlier. im going back to the bar where that waitress works. she was emailing me last night when i was cold and bored in a net cafe. i sense she wants some pvp lessons (penis vs pussy). of course im best suited for this as im awesome dueller. i cant think of a proper link for this next joke but calix doesnt have sex cos hes a soloer. hawhaw. theres a reasoably hot 30 something next to me pretending to sleep. ive never seen a more obvious invitation for gropage. ittadakimasu! (this is what you say before you eat or consume something. in this case it is confirming i want to commit a criminal action and may be open to attack from otherplayers. oh if only)

Are you trying to make your sentances as unreadable as if they were in Japanese?:(

This thread really is worthless without picz btw.

picsz or it didnt happenz¬11

pictures will come. one annoying thing about japanese phone s and cameras is that they are legally required to have a shutter sound when you take pics. means no sekret pics allowed.

wish i could take pics of everything interesting. i saw some ganguro girls today (nigger japs), met some random people in a bar, saw my waitress again, saw people who's shorts looked like a second pair of pants and also overheard saw like 4 people with eyepatches. one is in front of me now, but its ok im in his blind spot. haha