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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:10 am
by zole
z bombs arent dropped.. they swim.

afrika sent me to sweden to train in the art of rape and pillage. thats how we will conquer japan

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:28 am
by Linus
Where is the update?

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:52 pm
by Padaxus
Linus wrote:Where is the update?

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:09 pm
by Benn
Padaxus wrote:
Linus wrote:Where is the update?

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:07 am
by zole
sorry guys i thought you were no longer interested in my adventures so havent been updating!

im working hard at the moment. i work at one school 3 days a week. first class is usually around 2 and last is at 9, so i generally get home around 10.30.

im on the way to work now. two high school girls are trying to click their fingers so i just did it a few times and they were amazed. its these small encounters which i love. if i didnt pay attention to others i would miss out a lot.

as i stepped off the train i told the girls to try their best. i have a future in grooming.

some recent encounters of note include the hilarious woman at the school i work at (she wanted to say that she should only call her husband a jack off but instead said "so i should only do jack off to him"), the hot 22 yr old student who likes clubbing and wants to take me to her fave club, drunken buisnessmen talking to me in izakayas (japanese bar restaurant) and all the random people i talk to in the street.


there really are a lot of hot girls here.if you can speak a bit and see an opening it really is worth saying something.
japanese is not like english. if someone speaks english we think "so what" but in japan someone speaking japanese is much more impressive. you get points just for trying!

im going to try to take more pictures and go to strange/interesting places and tell you about them. fuck japanorama im miles better than woss.

alternatively if you want to request pics (i know toki..) let me know. im not going to travel miles to get one but if you want pics of a maid or love hotel or some shit let me know!

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:20 am
by amber
i love this thread, never stop updating

i replied to you on msn too but you ignored me

hater

p.s. im naked

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:37 am
by Winder
amber you are the man

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:34 am
by Angus
Yeah this thread makes me lol.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:27 am
by Night
zole wrote:sorry guys i thought you were no longer interested in my adventures so havent been updating!
cry more ?

are you dead yet or just in jail for molesting children ?

x

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:21 pm
by zole
I just wanted to let you guys know that SOME japanese girls DO shave down there.
Im a gentleman but will say that the pitch was mostly bare apart from a very small triangle pointing to the penalty spot.

The lady in questionis the first japanese girl ive met whos bothered to do anything more than basic maintenance.

Dont give up hope.

p.s Night: everytime i squat over a mirror watching my balls i think of you.

amber: youd love it here. people pimp out shitty cars and everyone loves it. i dont know what would happen if they saw a real car..


Also two reasonably hot friends going to london for the summer and maybe more. any takers?

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:05 pm
by Zim Zum
I'm always game.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:06 pm
by amber
zole wrote: Also two reasonably hot friends going to london for the summer and maybe more. any takers?
im a taker and a giver, prolly too old for your azn's though :oops:

<3 u

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:56 pm
by Lady Redname
how old are they?

i dont need specifics, just 14+ or -

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:04 pm
by Night
Definition of 'reasonably hot' ?

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:24 pm
by Calix
Probably a bit young for you Night!