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No need for a kettle, I prefer my food uncooked !

I would love to feast on thy brains mortal !
*screeches*

Only a little bit scary ? Surely you under estimate me mortal wretch..
Even when you dont see me doesnt mean that I am not there....

Ah ! I have yet much to learn of the strange dialect spoken by mortals...
It pleases me greatly that another mortal will be coming to this desolate land of dead trees where I lurk to grace my presence and endure the stench of my rotting flesh.

Someday the souls of all mortals shall be mine !!!!

Stalking is the first step in capturing prey Mortal !
*sniffs air*
*smells fear*
*licks lips in anticipation*

Can ye speak English mortal ? the word xfer is not in my vocabulary !

Slamer sounds like a good name for a mortal who likes to bruise flesh...
*grins*

The learning process is painful and sometimes humiliating....
I wouldnt have it any other way !
Tis a small price to pay for the knowledge I shall reap.....

To the inquisitive one...
You would have to learn more about me to find out what I wish to learn about you...

I know some of you probably want to know why I come to your Guild House. It could be because I want to find out more about your guild. It is not necessary for me to be "disguised as a human" to do this, as I can accomplish the task quite fine in my natural spirit form ! Much to the apparen...